webactonodea:

http://dlvr.it/NJfLKl

blackpanthersdick:

My Kink is being right and that’s why I’m turned on all the time

adarlans-sassmaster:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

spoonmeb:

dean-and-samwinchester:

jennytrout:

mrs-n-uzumaki:

skipperthekangaroo:

mrs-n-uzumaki:

When you discover that these two:

Were married in Love Actually

is that more or less shocking than the fact that these two

were married in real life?

You just made my post 200% better.

Wait for it, because in real life:

Cheated on:

With:

Shooting That last movie must have been really awkward

oooooooooogurl

Me, listening to all of this Goddamned tea spilling:

Wait what

politicallyincorrectwalrus:

i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.

justbadpuns:

At any given time, the urge to sing “the lion sleeps tonight” is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away